The BBC news website has a story about how:

Doctors are demanding that NHS staff be given a right to discuss spiritual issues with patients as well as being allowed to offer to pray for them.

Personally if someone charged with my care and qualified to work in health care offered me prayer as a form of treatment I would be rather worried about their competence. On the other hand if they didn’t offer and prayed for me out of my sight anyway then I would have no reason to question it, and it would (hopefully) do me no harm.

You might think, well if they are just offering it then whats the harm, and that seems fairly reasonable but it still puts you at the mercy of their beliefs. Can you imagine if an atheist nurse came and said, ‘I don’t think its worth praying because no one is listening and, by the way, when you die I’m afraid thats it!’. Now an offer of an afterlife may seem more attractive but if you are on your death bed and someone comes up and says – ‘I believe you need to pray because otherwise you won’t get to heaven’ – well I’d be a little annoyed by this.

I certainly don’t think we should stop people practicing medicine because they happen to have a religion but I’m really not sure if they should be allowed to actively promote it to patients as a part of their work. Sure, patients ought to be able to talk about matters of faith, particularly at times of illness when they feel most vulnerable, but the NHS ought to facilitate that by arranging for them to talk to someone qualified – a priest, imam, rabbi or whatever, not by letting staff interject with their own particular (or possibly perculiar) beliefs.

More personally perplexing to me is why people think that god will make you better if you beg, and why that is a good thing. Bad god! if you are all knowing and really love me then why do I have to ask.

Maybe its really true that ‘God made man in his own image’ – egotistical vindictiveness and desire for adoration included – which is why we have to get down on our knees and massage the omnipresent ego before it will make us better, if at all.


“… while all around me prayed, I put on a life jacket and made my way to the exit in an orderly fashion”


Ok, thinking about it a bit more, if we do let practitioners offer prayer as a supplement to treatment then we really ought to make sure it is actually effective. Evidence based health care is what the NHS should deliver so lets test the efficacy of prayer before we apply it.

Carrying out proper clinical trials into prayer might be quite hard though. You need control groups, and placebo prayers. You need to find out if knowing that you are being prayed for makes a difference (another placebo effect) and if just pretending to pray is less effective that really praying, or if praying for the patient to get worse has any effect. And of course the big question – does it make any difference if the people doing the praying actually believe in it?

I did hear tell of a study looking at the effect of prayer in a hospital in America, they looked at a group who visit people and prey over them (I’m not sure if they would ask beforehand). It appeared that it actually increased mortality rates but a psychological explanation was put forward and that was that if you are lying in hospital and a group of strangers come along and start praying over you then you tend to regard your prognosis as more serious (the nocebo effect as it is sometimes called).

The solution, if this is true, is simple. Groups should randomly visit patients and tell them “We were going to offer to pray for you but … to be honest, you don’t really need it, I think you’ll be fine without us”.

One final observation. I kept mis-typing prayer as preyer and realized: Pray and Prey are very similar.

Sploink!, there goes my Irony Meter.